The Seattle Times had a contest for worst Christmas sweater. Here are my two favorites…

Best overall
A cat, a mouse and cat/skunk adorn Jason Yormark’s undersized knit vest. But it’s his “40-Year-Old Virgin” pose that won over the judges. Yormark, 33, and co-workers from Microsoft’s online services group “thought it would be funny to get some bad Christmas sweaters and get our picture taken.” So they found the worst of the worst at a Redmond thrift stores then headed to a Sears Portrait Studio to work it for the camera. “It was strangely natural for us,” Yormark says.

Best engagement couple
Brandon Jepson and Shannon Kipp of Wallingford want to share their good news with the world: Not only did they find two perfectly awful Christmas sweaters, they found an even tackier reindeer to tie the look together. “We cut it from a stocking and pinned it on,” says Jepson, 28, managing director for the Seattle improv theater group, Wing-It Productions. Fiancée Kipp, 38, is an e-commerce manager.

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Comment: Seriously, how many soldiers overseas have microscopes sitting around? Probably about the same number of Americans who have a microscope at home. Few.

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Take a look at a Christmas we received at work (click on any to enlarge). Someone had the idea to showcase their company unity by holding hands. Except that the men can’t hold each others hands. But they can touch a man’s shoulder or stand close to them. So much for the big group photo.

Uncle Les & Nancy Wheeler Featuring Randy

Where Glory Began

Note: I find this quite sick.

Bill And Sue Present Jesus

Blood Bought Quartet

Nice blood action

Music from Eden

I always wondered what the Garden of Eden looked like. Now I know. Is that the forbidden tree behind the piano?

The Love of God is Slipping Away

Nice to see Jim still singing with the folks. And the ties are really, really wide

Gill Family - Visions of Heaven
I thought the streets of Heaven would be gold not pink.

“Windows, alloy wheels and stereo are not included in this range of torched and burnt out toy cars. Range includes The Joy-ridden 2-door Hatchback, The Mini Van / Insurance Scam and The Petrol-bombed Jeep.”

Set of 4 for $49.95

Keep up the voting…long way to go to catch the leader

“One size fits all - easy to inflate”

“One piece wonder sauna long hot pants simultaneously reduces waist, hips, and thighs”

Via

Cooper Green is a hospital located in downtown Birmingham. It serves the uninsured and poor residents of Jefferson County. Recently it was renamed Cooper Green Mercy Hospital and have a new front put on the building.

A group of employees have put together a video in an attempt to win a $1.5 million dollar MRI machine. It’s a pretty sweet video set to old school rap features breakdancing, wheelchair breakdancing, and rapping.

Go to http://www.winanmri.com, go to “select hospital” and choose Cooper Green. The video will appear and you can place your vote at the end of the 2 min video.

ACC official Ron Cherry is probably using a sweet line from an old Bills/Jets game.

Danny Davis Ministries is offering “No Evil Oil” which you’d using to anoint people with. It’s not your typical oil used, it’s blood red anointing oil.

It should be noted that Danny Davis has an extremely sweet mullet.

Some have asked, “Why would Danny invest thousands doing this?” Folks, hopefully by now you have the understanding that we want to see you and your loved ones abundantly blessed in every area of life!

Important Info:
- “Folks, this oil was prayed over for 17 days” (Comment: I wonder what the signfigance of 17 days was. And did they just make one huge batch of oil? Or do they pray for 17 days over each new batch?)
- Free - no cost to you but you are asked to give a donation.
- “This includes detailed instructions on how to use the oil and which areas of your life you should use the oil for breakthroughs!”

If you’re having trouble with your finances, then use the oil on your bills!

Do you need angels surrounding your home when you sleep?

In the mailout include explanations of who all participate in witchcraft (disobedient spouses) and how you should go ahead and anoint your car because “someone dies in an auto accident every 5 minutes.”

This is unrelated to the Blood Red Anointing Oil, but there are some sweet photos on his website. Here’s a photo of Tina and Bobby. They divorced b/c of his crack addiction but are back together. What’s nice about this photo is how they staged their unhappiness in the small photo but then they got all happy in the second. Classic!

For a love offering of $25.00 or more, they’ll send you your very own Jesus watch. “A note worthy feature on the watch is - instead of listing numbers, the names of the 12 Disciples are listed in their place! Truly a unique conversation piece.”

It is also worth noting that on his website, you can find out who the Antichrist is. Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is named. They counted up the letters in his name and came up with 18. And 6+6+6=18. Yes, it’s all there to be read on the link just above.

No Evil Oil webpage