Bumper Sticker: I park like an idiot
Monday, February 28th, 2005
I Park Like an Idiot bumper stickers - 10″ by 3″, low-tac and ready to stick.
The idea here is to put these stickers on other cars…
20 pack for $10
40 pack for $15
100 pack for $30

I Park Like an Idiot bumper stickers - 10″ by 3″, low-tac and ready to stick.
The idea here is to put these stickers on other cars…
20 pack for $10
40 pack for $15
100 pack for $30
Lance Rowe - Visual Evangelism
In January of 1997, I was sitting in the back of my stepfather Burt Keenan’s Minivan when all of a sudden he yells out, “Hey look, there’s Jesus!” I look up and there is a man wearing a white robe and carrying a cross on his back walking down the side of the Mississippi highway. Excited, I asked Burt to please pull over.
“Oh come on Harrod, I’m not pulling over for Jesus. He’ll be there after breakfast still walking down the highway.”

I was kind of disappointed not to be stopping but he was right. After Breakfast, Jesus was still walking on the side of the road and I got let out the car with my camera in hand. Since my mother and Burt lived in Pass Christian, Mississippi, I had them drop me off and I would walk home to their house later.
As it turned out, Lance Rowe is the man’s name and he is a very sane man on a mission. He sincerely wants to “Praise the Lord” and encourage others to do the same. He is not trying to be Jesus as many people believe. What he is doing is a form of visual evangelism and it works.

I was amazed that in the few hours I spent with Lance, several cars pulled over and the people asked him to say a prayer for them. One woman had lost her son in a fire, another man was worried about his sick wife, and another woman just wanted to hold his hand. One man with a shaved head was really upset because he felt that Lance was mocking his faith in Christianity. After a long explanation Lance reassured him. It didn’t matter that Lance was not really Jesus. The point is that the image of Jesus walking down the highway works in getting people thinking and talking, regardless of their own faith.
Note the bumper sticker on the wagon: “Yes Lord We Will Ride With You” - my favorite of all time.
I didn’t see this part on the news…Barry is still a seal.
Barry’s training camp news conference:
Q. You say you don’t care about what the media says; fair enough. What would you say to fans who question your accomplishments?
Bonds: Dodger Stadium is the best show I ever go to in all of my baseball. They say, “Barry sucks” louder than anybody out there. And you know what, you’ll see me in left field going just like this, because you know what, you’ve got to have some serious talent to have 53,000 people saying you suck. And I’m proud of that.
This solar cooker has been designed by Suresh Vaidyarajan - an architect, who has found a simple solution for a tough problem. For the last one year he has been cooking his food in this solar cooker.
1. There is a tremendous shortage of wood, kerosene and fuel for cooking. But can we not use the tremendous heat of the sun to cook food?
2. Take an old car tube. If the tube is punctured get it patched. Inflate the tube and keep it on a wooden board.

3. Take an aluminum cooking vessel with a lid. Paint it black from the outside. Put all the ingredients for cooking Khichdi - rice, daal, salt, water etc. in the cooking pot.
4. Place the cooking vessel inside the tube. Cover the tube with a piece of plain glass. Within three hours the Khichdi will get cooked.
5. What happens? The place in the well of the tube is like a closed cavity. Air neither go out nor come in. The rays of the sun enter the glass and get trapped. Slowly, the temperature of the cooking vessel rises and the Khichdi gets cooked.

For more great drawings of Suresh’s awesome idea, see below:
http://www.solarcooking.org/tire_eng.htm
We have written a computer program to do just that. It will send an Electronic Message (e-mail) to whomever you want after the rapture has taken place, and you and I have been taken to heaven.
How is this accomplished, you might ask. It’s a dead man switch that will automatically send the emails when it is not reset.
If you would like to see one of the letters which will be sent after the rapture, click here.
What in the world is a dead man switch? I’m skeptical to say the least.
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Earlier this month, Vancouver agency Rethink rethought bus shelter stunts and came up with something that made a big media splash in Canada.

On behalf of a 3M security glass product called Scotchshield — a film applied to glass with a squeegee, making the surface effectively bulletproof — Rethink filled a Scotchshield-equipped case in front of its office with $3 million in play money topped by $500 in real money and invited people to break it and get at what they thought was a ton of cash.
You can bet it was a rigorously controlled experiment, though — security guards were posted across the street in case the situation got out of hand. In fact, it did; though the glass couldn’t be broken, the aluminum frame, which was not in the legal attack zone, was eventually breached, at which point a time-out was called.
Nevertheless, the roughly $6,000 stunt was worth many times that amount in free publicity. “The ad was only up for a day and a half, and it got more national news coverage than anything we’ve ever done,” says Rethink AE Nadine Wilson.


A day after the bus shelter escapade, far more modest sums were placed behind treated glass in local restaurant men’s rooms. “The urinal ads didn’t get as much attention, but they did get talked about,” says AD Rob Sweetman. See the PDF for this ad as well as TV news stills of manic fortune seekers in action.
In case you need something for a friend that has a biting or spitting problem:
Transport Hood

Designed to prevent spitting and discourage biting by prisoners in custody. It’s easy to use and stays in place with a secure-lock tab. One size fits all. Disposable.
Price: $5.50
Spit Net

The Spit Net affixes under the arms for additional security while transporting threatening subjects. Ideal for prisoner transport, the Spit Net protects against spitting and biting.
Price: $5.95
They also have straight jackets starting at $150, Humane Wraps, and Humane Blanket Wraps.
You’ve probably heard of Michael Jackson’s attorneys talking about calling celebrities to the stand - Elizabeth Taylor, Kobe Bryant, etc.
But now this? Pretty awesome witness.


The most famous family in Birmingham has their own website (http://www.dean-and-company.com).
For the uninformed, Dean and Company is cable-access show in Birmingham. Self produced of course. The specialize in christmas specials and puppets. One of the best shows ever was when the grand-daughter and her husband Charles videotaped their puppet Podo interviewing Arnold Schwarzenegger in Hawaii.
Excerpt from B’ham news article last fall
In keeping with a family tradition, Dana, husband Pat, daughter Deanie and son-in-law Charles will wear their orange-and-blue regalia while they watch the game.
“And I might add,” Dana says, “even the family rabbit, the little Jersey Wooly C.J., will be wearing his orange-and-blue cap.”
From the Smoking Gun:
You’d be hard-pressed–on Valentine’s Day no less!–to find more romantic news than this: Convicted boy lover Mary Kay LeTourneau and her former sixth-grade student have set an April wedding date. The 43-year-old LeTourneau, who spent more than seven years in jail for the rape of Vili Fualaau, is scheduled to tie the knot with her now 22-year-old lover on April 16, according to a Macy’s wedding registry.
It appears that lots of stuff has been purchased today…