Note: The only names that we know involved are Pete and Monique (credit to the cake). The rest of the captions are pure speculation and added for humor.
Here comes the bride (Monique) escorted down the stairs of the apartment complex by a relative. Could be a brother or cousin.
Monique makes it outside
Pete being escorted by his mother/sister/aunt who turns out to be the pastor.
These pictures only get better…click below
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- Has Horn, will travel -
GUILTY of playing the highest and loudest notes in the world!
- The OUTLAW is a WANTED man, sentenced to the death.
- The OUTLAW is not a just man, and must pay for his crimes.
- The OUTLAW must pay for his sins, and the penalty of sin is DEATH.
- The OUTLAW’S iniquities, like the wind, have taken him away.
- The OUTLAW is guilty, condemned to be punished forever with everlasting destruction, separated from all,and cast into the lake of fire into a Devil’s hell forever.
- The Outlaw is CONVICTED and sentenced to a second death, and now he can not save himself.
- The OUTLAW is an unclean thing, a sinner who fell short of God’s glory. The good deeds that the OUTLAW has done are filthy rags.
Many churches who invite the OUTLAW to minister want to know “What will it cost?”
The Trumpet of the Lord charges a thousand dollars plus travel expenses per concert.
The Trumpet of the Lord is a professional world class music ministry that your church or event can afford.
While some Christian music ministries charge up to ten thousand dollars a concert along with a long list of “tech rider” requirements, the Trumpet of the Lord will work for you with whatever set of circumstances you have in order to better serve both you and the Lord.
You might be wondering how can the Trumpet of the Lord afford to charge so much less than other artists. One of the reasons that the Trumpet of the Lord charges less is that ALL of the members of the Trumpet of the Lord see this as a ministry. Even still the Trumpet of the Lord can not afford to travel and perform/minister at its current level of professionalism for free.
13 pounds of gummy bears, sorted out, melted, and layered into an empty tub of animal crackers. A day and a half of work.
Sam is a purebred, yes that’s right, a purebred Chinese Crested Hairless. He’s almost 15 years old and was taken in as a rescue over five years ago by Susie Lockheed. He was considered “un-adoptable” by local shelters. Susie took him in on a 48-hour trial period. During that time he lived in a cage because he acted like “Cujo” the rabid dog. Susie had to shove food and water into the cage and run. The 48-hour trial became several days, and then Sam just walked out of the cage and became one of the pack.
From the Smoking Gun…
JULY 21–Meet Patrick Tribett. The Ohio man was nabbed yesterday morning for “abusing harmful intoxicants” as he attempted to make a purchase at Bellaire’s Dollar General Store. The 41-year-old Tribett, it seems, had been huffing spray paint and needed a refill. According to a Bellaire Police Department report, Tribett’s pupils were constricted and he replied slowly to their questions. Oh, and “officers observed the paint on face and hands,” as can be seen in the below mug shot. Tribett, who was previously busted for assault, domestic violence, and inhaling harmful intoxicants, was booked into the Belmont County Sheriff’s Office lockup.
Baxley for governor sign replaces famous I-65 billboard
MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) — While other potential candidates for governor continue to remain coy about their political intentions, Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley is making it no secret that she’s actively pursuing the state’s highest office.
In fact, a large red and white sign proclaiming Baxley’s candidacy has replaced one of the state’s most famous billboards on Interstate 65 north of Montgomery.
For years a large billboard beside a man-made lake on the edge of I-65 north of Prattville has urged motorists to “Go to church or the devil will get you.” On Monday, that billboard was replaced with a large sign that says on the top line “We Love Lucy.” A second line says “Baxley” and a third line says “Gov..”
The sign is on property owned by Montgomery road builder W.S. Newell. The property includes two pristine, man-made lakes and for years the “Go to church …” sign stood by one lake, while beside the second was a banner featuring the Bible verse John 3:16.
Newell said Tuesday he put up the new sign to show his support for Baxley. He said he expects Baxley “to be the best and most honest governor that the state of Alabama ever had.”
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Video: Treat Your Mother Right, by Mr. T
Note: Mr. T singing, that’s all you need to know.
Cool Candys
Note: Top row, #3 is no doubt in jail for some sick crime. TR #4, for sure an extra in a pirate movie
Garvis
Note: Pure sickness. What’s up with the top row? Too much chest hair.
Note: The only word that really comes to mind here is: homos.
Ivan Henrys
Note: Very easy on the eyes here. #1 & #3 prefer to brush the hair forward. #4 doesn’t use a brush. #5 has more issues than just his hair.
Update from earlier entry about Christian Exodus (people moving to South Carolina to start a Christian state or whatever)
Devotional: Frank and Tammy Janoski and their children, Jonathan, 5, Joel 4, Justin, 11, and Jennifer, 12, pray in their Greer home Monday. They are part of Christian Exodus. OWEN RILEY JR. / Staff
Comment: I love the staged prayer. It’s very authentic. Innocent Jonathan knows not to fake his prayers…he’s just looking at the reporter while Daddy smiles.
Published in Greenville (SC) Times…
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
The Exodus has begun.
It began quietly, in a house with white vinyl siding and a trampoline out back, in a subdivision between Greer and Simpsonville.
That’s where Frank Janoski, his wife Tammy, and their four children have come. They left Bethlehem, Pa., to be a part of the Christian Exodus.
South Carolina may not be flowing with milk and honey, but it looks like the promised land to the leaders of this group, which hopes to relocate thousands of conservative Christian families like the Janoskis from across America to the Palmetto State.
Their aim: to tip the political scales, which they see as already weighted heavily to the right, further in that direction.
Secession “is a valid option,” said Janoski, a “state coordinator” for the organization — but he hopes it doesn’t come to that.
“If it’s going to be ugly and bloody, nobody wants that,” he said.
The group is recruiting more pioneers for this journey of faith through its Web site and plans to hold a national conference in Greenville in October, which will include information booths of local real estate agents, employers and private schools — all the nuts and bolts needed for relocation.
The political strategy is to support candidates, first on the local level — school boards and county councils — and then on the state level. The Upstate has been chosen as part of the first phase of the relocation program, with a goal of having 2,500 members in two yet-to-be-named counties by Sept. 30, 2006.
They have a long way to go. Only two other families have moved here since the Janoskis came five months ago, according to the 38-year-old self-employed electrical and computer engineer
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