Mother-in-law leaves credit card for inheritance instead of cash. Daughter-in-law, Christina Elizabeth Goodenow, 38, wins Oregon Lotto worth $1M. Cops say card was stolen that bought winning ticket. Goodenow was lodged without bail in the Jackson County Jail on charges of theft, forgery, identity theft, credit card fraud, possession of methamphetamine, computer crime and a parole violation. If convicted, Goodenow will not be able to collect the prize money because fraud was used to purchase the winning ticket, police said.

Bubb Rubb gets an entry on Wikipedia (The Online Dictionary)

Air Raid siren audio files: Sweet office prank…crank up the volume on a co-workers computer and put one of these sirens on repeat.

Sweet guy dancing in Best Buy

Elvis impersonator, who also delivered pizzas, awarded $600,000 after accident limited his ability to swivel his hips and do karate kicks. Back in 2002, just moments after Tidd delivered a pizza, he was walking across a grassy parkway when he stepped onto an exposed manhole cover. The cover flipped into his knee and he “did the splits” with his left leg dropping about 1 1/2 feet into the underground opening, he said.

And a good works story… Quadriplegic Man and Blind Man Refurbishes Computers For Free. The group keeps donated computers in the only storage space they have, an old van as well as the trunk of Joseph’s wife’s, Elizabeth, car.

Sweet TV interview of two drunken, crying Cardinals fans as they refused to leave Busch Stadium after the NLCS loss.

Georgia casket company sells more Oklahoma Sooner coffins than any other school. Rounding out the top four best sellers are Alabama, Kentucky and Auburn.

Just in time for halloween. Make some hooves and transform yourself into a unicorn.

http://www.unicorn-dream.co.uk/hooves.html

Fayetteville, NC - N.C. man covered in gasoline suffers burns when shot with Taser. All started with missing tail light. The fire was extinguished when the men rolled into a creek. You can’t make this stuff up.

Oviendo, Fla - Man attacks neighbor over painting his house the same color.

Upson County, FL - Women take 24 hours to get home from church. Detour included Birmingham and ATL. When pulled over by a Thomaston, GA police officer, he said, ‘Did you know they have a APB on you?’ and she said ‘no’. Mrs Atwater was cheerful but tired after driving for more than 24 hours without sleep.

Ever wonder what meal you’d be served on Phnom Penh Airways in Cambodia? On this trip from Battambang to Phnom Penh, Cambodia, you get a dry egg sandwich and a banana.

Man requests longer prison sentence to match Bird’s jersey number. “He said if he was going to go down, he was going to go down in Larry Bird’s jersey,” Oklahoma County District Judge Ray Elliott said Wednesday.

Philadelphia Toilet Tricycle Race. Check this photo in the gallery!

An English teacher suing in federal court says she was fired for religious discrimination and accused of being a witch.

District officials say Erin Jensen was not fired, and their decision not to renew her contract had nothing to do with religion.

At a school board meeting, the original minutes indicate a school board member said Ms. Jensen was a witch. Ms. Jensen says she isn’t a witch, and she’s never had anything to do with witchcraft.

“My end of the hall was known as “hell’s corner,” because that’s where the only two non-Mormon teachers in the school had their rooms. We were the two who were fired, and we were replaced by Mormon males,” said Jensen.

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Comment: She doesn’t look like a witch…but maybe they look different in Utah.

Richard Simmons appeared on the Rick and Bubba show the other week. Nice picture here of Richard trying to get Rick’s attention.

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Charles Lewis and his wife, Nilda, listen Wednesday as their daughter Vicky, 6, reads from Matthew in her new Bible in their Simpsonville home.

Space was limited to 210 attendees, but Christian Exodus hasn’t had to turn anyone away for its fall conference this weekend in Greenville despite national attention the group has drawn.

About 100 people, more than half of them South Carolina residents, are expected for the event, said organizer Cory Burnell.

It was designed to entice people to move here from across the nation, to help push the state toward a “constitutionally limited government founded upon Christian principles.”

Booths will be set up offering information on real estate, schools and jobs

Speakers — including a psychiatrist who researches terrorism and plans to run for president in 2008, and a GOP candidate for governor of Texas in 2006 — are on the agenda

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Comment: I love me some fake Bible reading.

Remember the Duggar family post from Arkansas?

Notes: Some nice nose picking by little red shirt. And of course Mom’s hair rocks.

Johannah Faith Duggar was born at 6:30 a.m. Tuesday and weighed 7 pounds, 6.5 ounces.

The Discovery Health Channel filmed Johannah’s birth and plans to air a show about the family of 18 next May.

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