TV host can’t quit laughing…

A man claiming to be the second coming of Jesus Christ is becoming a rich man, thanks to followers and their donations. The video below is a 6 minute take from the Today Show in which Mirada claims Jesus appeared to him and integrated himself into Miranda.

His name is Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda, but his followers call him Apostle, Dad or simply Jesus Christ Man. They lavish him with money and gifts, like a BMW and three Rolexes. “When someone give me a watch or a gift, I receive it. I like them, too. They’re nice,” said Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda. de Jesus is 60-years-old, a former heroin addict and a convict.

He lives with his second wife and, from a Miami-area warehouse, he runs the “Creciendo en Gracia” (or “Growing in Grace”) ministry. His website claims followers in many places. According to this self-proclaimed messiah, there is no sin, no devil.

“The devil is destroyed. Hell doesn’t exist, no condemnation for the chosen ones,” de Jesus said.

Not only do his followers, mostly Hispanic, believe him, they also believe all other faiths must be destroyed. They organize marches, like one in Miami, destroying religious books and symbols.

“He destroyed my family,” said Regina Albarracin. Albarracin and her husband left the church, but their son Alvaro stayed, became a success and donated more than a million dollars. “I know were gonna be running the whole world,” Alvaro Albarracin said. Many others have set up businesses in de Jesus’ name that pour cash into the ministry, money to fulfill the mission

“I will be president of the biggest government that this earth has experienced,” said de Jesus.

A FAQ on his website: Could Dr. Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda be another False Christ? He answers:
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. (Mathew 24:24 - Mark 13:22) Notice how this verse states that the false Christs will come performing what? signs and wonders, The Apostle Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda has not appeared to perform signs and wonders.

English Website: http://www.cegenglish.com

This is UNLV coach Mike Sanford. Two weeks ago, his Rebels lost to Iowa State 16-10, on a close call late. UNLV’s wide receiver was ruled out of bounds, and Iowa State left the field with the win.

But Sanford wasn’t satisfied with the call. Convinced that the play had not been reviewed, he stormed to the officials’ office and then back out onto the field, demanding to talk to the athletic director. Meanwhile, he refused to let his team leave the field, claiming that the game wasn’t over.

The best part about this: The officials actually had reviewed the call and ruled the receiver out of bounds. It’s just that nobody told Sanford.

Oprah pumps her own gas — for the first time since 1983. What a winner.

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The 2003 video shows the pregame speech of an unhinged Cantafio showing a video and then going off. The Henne mentioned in the video is the QB for Cantafio’s team. Chad Henne is now the starting QB for Michigan. Meanwhile, Cantafio was suspended this season while his district investigates matters related to his football camps.

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A HUSBAND almost throttled his wife during a heated theological argument triggered by a controversial Mel Gibson film, a court heard.

Michael Watson loosened his grip on the throat of his wife, Patricia, only when she appealed to his faith by gasping: “Do not touch God’s anointed.”

The court was told that the couple, both devout Christians, celebrated his birthday with dinner and a bottle of wine before sitting down to watch The Passion of the Christ.

Mrs Watson left the room, and her 44-year-old husband became so upset by the graphic depiction of the Crucifixion that he pulled the leads out of the television and went upstairs.

His wife then decided to watch the God Channel and went to ask him why the television was not working.

Yvonne Jobling, for the prosecution, said that an argument developed, and Watson accused his wife of being evil. He grabbed his wife by the throat and she fell to the floor. She said: “His grip was so tight she was unable to speak, but she then managed to say something of a religious nature which seemed to cause him to relax his grip.”

Magistrates in Bedlington, Northumberland, were told that Mrs Watson, a 51-year-old care worker, had gasped: “I’m anointed by God. You know that, Michael. Do not touch God’s anointed.” Mrs Watson, who was left with red marks and soreness to her neck and a grazed forearm, later told police that she had believed that her husband was going to kill her. Watson told the police that everything his wife said about him must be true because she never lied.

“The Devil was in the house that night. I had to remind Michael that I am one of God’s annointed people. It was the devil that made him do that.”

Mrs Watson, also said: “I don’t want any compensation, it would have no affect. Religion can heal. I have seen it in my own life.”

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Catman gets his free vehicle after all…
An update on last week’s story about Greg “Catman” Good and the Fox Sports car giveaway. Of course Fox apologized, but next day, the Fox Sports chairman said he would present Good with a truck personally today. “We are morally obliged to correct what was an appalling piece of misjudgment,” Hill told the paper. Good gets a Ford F-150.

Kareem welcomes new neighborhood…
New neighbors of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar were crying foul yesterday after the NBA great apparently dumped a huge pile of trash - complete with a pair of old size-17 sneakers - in the front yard of a home next-door to his Harlem brownstone.

“It would not matter if it was the Queen of England,” raged neighbor Gisele Allard, 58. “Most people are not abusive like that.”

The sneakers, a Los Angeles Lakers ID card and a front row ticket for last spring’s NCAA basketball championship game were buried amid the pile of flattened boxes dumped in Allard’s front yard. There was also a Dear Kareem postcard from a masseuse, a blow gun and an empty cardboard box for a martial arts kendo sword.

After ringing the bell and getting no answer, she started tossing the discarded stuff back onto his steps.

Cheers turned to jeers when neighbors spotted the pile of boxes unceremoniously dumped in the yard of Allard’s home, the doors of which are boarded up

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Big Tipper Follow-Up
Remember that story about the guy who gave the bartender a $10,000 tip? Well, she finally got her money. Cindy Kienow received a check Tuesday from Applebee’s franchise owner JS Ventures Inc. for about $6,300, her share of the tip after taxes. The big tipper guy inadvertently gave the U.S. Government a $3,700 tip for doing nothing.

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In 1976, Dr. Kenley Sndyer began working on a childhood dream…to build a bomb shelter for his family. So he jackhammered the garage floor and dug for over 15 years.

The fortress is very easy to maintain, it stays a constant 60 degrees year round. The fortress also has 4 sump pumps that keep the ground water from being an issue.

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