Jonathan Lee Riches© made headlines in 2006 when he filed a prisoner civil rights suit in Philadelphia’s U.S. District Court complete with a 57-page defendant list.
Notable defendants included, George W Bush, nearly all of Bush’s Cabinet and staff, the Pope, google.com, Jay Z, Jessee Jackson, Al Queda, Taliban, Kelly Clarkson, 13 tribes of Israel, etc. Basically Jonathan Lee Riches© just wrote down names he thought of.

Jonathan Lee Riches© is a current resident of the Federal Correctional Institution Williamsburg in Salters, S.C., by way of pleading guilty to his involvement in an identity theft/credit card fraud ring. He is a white 30 year old male.

He made news this week by suing NFL QB Michael Vick. To sum up the suit, Jonathan Lee Riches© alleges that Vick

1) stole 2 white mixed pit bull dogs from his residence to be used in dog fighting. The dogs where then used and later sold on Ebay and the proceeds went towards purchasing missiles from the Iran Govt.
2)Vick stole his identity and a Petsmart card was opened in his name to buy dog food.
3) Used his copyrighted name on clothing
4) Vick plead allegiance to Al-queda, subjected him to microwave testing, Vick used drugs in school zones, and used illegal steroids.

My favorite part is the last paragraph and his copyrighted signature…

You can see the 3 page suit, here on Festville.

Jonathan Lee Riches© has a projected 03-23-2012 release date from prison.

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