If you haven’t see the Tom Cruise video posted last week, watch it before you watch this spoof. It’s pretty funny.

I think this is an internal Scientologist video. It was on youtube briefly, but it got pulled down.

Tom Cruise is creepy and a nutcase.

You can watch it here.

The mission statement of the Show Me Clowns for Jesus National Conference is simply this:

It’s not to late to attend the 2008 Conference to be held from Feb 14-17 in Springfield, MO.

Here’s one reason why you should attend: The Laflin’s (Duane and Mary) are among the special gifts.

Duane and Mary are experienced in ministry and the performing arena. For sixteen years Duane was in the pastorate. In 1991 the Laflins felt God leading them to a full time work that applied their experience, knowledge, and skills to a special kind of teaching, outreach, and ministry. They became “Christian Illusionists.” Duane is a past president of Fellowship of Christian Magicians.

Mary doesn’t look to happy in this photo. I don’t think it’s because she fears that her husband Duane could drop the sword and slice open her head, I think she is ticked that Duane is touching the blade with his hand indicating how dull and un-dangerous his sword is. She reminds me of Beth Chapman, wife of Duane “Dog” Chapman.

Other special guests include Buttons (photo) and Chagy (photo).

Websites:
http://www.showmeclownsforjesus.com
Fellowship of Christian Magicians
Duane Laflin

I’m just glad Olan Mills didn’t get that frosting effect near his mullet.

The original quote for this photo, “Bobbi isn’t the first waitress to fall for her manager, but she and Dale both got fired from Sonny’s.”

The original quote for this photo, “Just a typical afternoon down on the plantation. In a business suit. Y’know, for a budget meeting with the slaves.”

Original caption, “Kenneth and his prom date”

Classic Olan Mills library scene. Is that the Unabomber or Teenwolf?

Much, much more…

Birmingham, Alabama Mayor Larry Langford on Wednesday unveiled a new logo for the City of Birmingham, featuring a rendition of the skyline coming out of a magician’s hat. Beneath is the slogan: “More Magic Than Ever.”

Old Logo:

No one will ever accuse Larry of moving slowly with his ideas which include raising the tax rate to 10% in the city of Birmingham. Larry’s current list includes a dome stadium, free laptop for every kid in the school system, wireless throughout the city with routers located in churches across the city, etc.

Many have commented on the logo with comments that it looks like a monopoly piece or have wondered where Vulcan is. Others have said that the slogan should have been, “2 & 1/2 American Idol Winners, 229,000 other losers” or “Got Tax?” or “9 fewer murders last year and we’re really proud of it”.

With the slogan, “More Magic Than Ever”, it would indicate that there will be more magic than before.

So for coming up with this idea of the Top Hat, I present Larry with his own top hat taking after his predecessor, Bernard Kincaid.

The American Mustache Institute needs help: Who should grace Mount Stachemore?

For many, many years, spirited debate has raged about who across the globe has the finest, most admirable mustaches. There are throngs of well-qualified candidates, and as the American Mustache Institute prepares to build a Mustache Hall-of-Fame in St. Louis near the world’s largest mustache - the St. Louis Arch - it is asking the public to help choose the penultimate four mustaches who’s faces and luxurious lip hair should adorn a soon to be named mountain in the western United States - to be known as Mt. ‘Stachemore.

My top 5 would be:
1. Yanni (maybe not the best ’stache but you can not overcome his hair)
2. Al Hrabosky (looks like a star in Anchorman)
3. Hulk Hogan (Brother!)
4. Geraldo Rivera (Best news reporter ever)
5. Burt Reynolds (not b/c of Burt but because of Norm MacDonald starring as Burt in SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy)

Vote…