Calvin L. Gates, a great storyteller

Calvin L. Gates, coal miner resident of Birmingham, AL. He likes to purchases houses. He eloquently tells the tale of looking at a house he might buy and finds a dead body in it. Lots of spitting included. Best part of the video comes at the end when he notes that Mayor Larry Langford will fix the problems.

One Response to “Calvin L. Gates, a great storyteller”

  1. flee Says:

    What Fox edited out.
    “yes, I did take with me my crowbar and hammer, Because I like to repair homes as well as buy them. I was just in the basement ready to start some repairs, when I bumped into this body. I was not afraid, cause I’ve seen dead bodies before, but I did have some warm movements in my pants, followed my a smell of death or crap. I moved to the right and then to the left. Wiped down the house for any prints that i may have made. that’s when the nieghbor call the cops on me, I mean when I called you guys.” “I’ll be at the 8ball Clu’ this afternoon if you want to join me later for a drink, We could finish the interview there.” “Are you still recording? You may want to erase that.”

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