Archive for April, 2009

Thou shall not tuck your shirt in

Monday, April 27th, 2009

Dyker Neyland says she fought for her daughter’s right to attend Irving’s Thomas Haley Elementary School wearing an untucked shirt because of her religious beliefs as a Christian.

The Irving school board agreed with her this week and overturned decisions by the principal and district administrators, who had told Neyland that her daughter, Javé, must attend school with her shirt tucked in.

Neyland says Javé, a 7-year-old second-grader, has the right to wear her shirttail out because of a Bible verse, 1 Timothy 2:9, which dictates that “women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with propriety and moderation, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or costly clothing.”

It’s worth noting that young Javé has her hair braided.

“I don’t want her behind showing,” Neyland said. “I don’t want her body being exposed.”

“I feel I am being persecuted for being a Christian,” she told the board before the vote. “There will be a day of reckoning, and you will have to answer to God.”

School board president Jerry Christian supported her request and said the student handbook for parents doesn’t even mention anything about tucking shirts in. Therefore, it’s unclear, he said

“Thank you, Jesus. God is good!” Neyland cried out.

The school board agreed with Neyland on a 6-1 vote.

I love the threat of a day of reckoning coming to the school board. Almost like she’s Wyatt Earp and they are wearing red sashes.

Neyland said she was raised Baptist in Louisiana but does not attend church regularly since she cannot afford to buy a nice dress.

The Bible doesn’t say anything about having to have a nice dress to wear to church.

Neyland has repeatedly clashed with the school’s new principal, Lisa Molinar, at one point wearing a sign accusing her of being a dictator. Molinar said she had no comment on the situation.

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Hollywood Wax Museum Auction

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Hollywood Wax Museum Auction, 6:30 PM PT - May 1st, 2009. 169 sweet wax figures on auction.

Michael Jackson from Bad wax figure

Measures 5 ft. 8 in. tall. $3,000 - $5,000. Unrelated yet related, you can bid on MJ’s former tour bus, which will go for at least $40k.

Get your paws off me you Dirty Ape

Dr. Zaius stands 5 ft. 8 in. and Zira stands approximately 5 ft. 6 in. tall. $3,000 - $5,000

Well you know something Brother

Hulk Hogan - $2,000 - $3,000

Home School Science Fair

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

The 2009 TCCSA (Twin Cities Creation Science Association) Home School Science Fair was held recently. This was my favorite.


I guess the only question I would have if I were a judge is whether or not the goldfish in the bowl have been feed twice a day since arriving at the Science Fair.

The TCCSA provides 115 ideas for a science project…some of my favorites:
8. How much voltage or current can a human take before he is killed? (This is a to be a literature search, NOT an experiment.)
21. Does a bad mood spread?
28. What makes an animal wild?
101.If there were aliens, why would they visit humans?
104.Why do cats hate dogs and dogs hate cats?
115. If people stayed in caves with no clues to day and night, how long would their daily sleeping and waking times be? Would they set a 24 hour day? If not, what keeps us on schedule?

More 2009 exhibits

The Office features Flea Market Montgomery

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

Two years ago Festville introduced you to Sammy Stevens and his Flea Market Montgomery commercial.

Flea Market Montgomery got some additional exposure as Ryan was viewing the video while working for his new employer - Michael Scott Paper Company.

If you missed it, you can see it on Hulu…just skip to the 7 min mark.

The newest Flea Market Montgomery commercial…

2008 Braves commercial…

April Album Covers

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

The Gospel Four / I Won’t Walk Without Jesus

One might say that the lady in white is not part of the Gospel Four. I would question that logic. The man in the middle looks rather apprehensive. Just look at how close his legs are together. Check out the eyes on the man on the right…anger and/or resentment lives in those eyes.

The Wilder Trio / Take Me in Your Lifeboat

No thank you, I’m not going to be able to join you in the lifeboat. Why? Because of your eyeballs!

Sell your gold teeth

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

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