Jones’ BBQ / Foot Massage / Truck Rental and Storage

Tobais “Toby” Jones has created some pretty funny commercials for his storage and bbq businesses. I think he is located in the Chicago area. I love when he just starts tossing stuff over the fence.

He claims to store anything: Oscillating fans that don’t oscillate, tricycles, old video games, cars, model trains, antique silverware, antique anything. I wonder if he will franchise to the Magic City. We have lots of places to store junk.

He’s started a new venture: a BBQ restaurant where he will fry anything. He claims with his new Target credit card he put a down payment on an abandoned Chinese restaurant. “At Jones’ BBQ we make deliciously cooked food with class. We’ll fry anything, in any style and in any way. The only limit is my imagination and your stomach!” They offer: Alabama Free Range Biscuits, Homemade Soup Soaked Fries, Tossed Catfish, Beer Battered Bacon and more.

Note: There is some language in the commercials…

Storage commercial…

Another storage commercial…

New venture: BBQ restaurant and foot massage commercial…

3 Responses to “Jones’ BBQ / Foot Massage / Truck Rental and Storage”

  1. fats Says:

    “…you got weed?…”

    “…those CD’s from yo failed speed metal band?…”

    I love it. Now to go find him on them internets…

  2. smooth Says:

    $10.99! You can’t feed a kid in Africa for that.

  3. smooth Says:

    $10.99! You can’t feed a kid in Africa for that.
    Should say excellent post. Looking forward to seeing the next one!

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