This should work well for Alabama…

Ezekiel Tamba Leno has started the Universal Movers and Shakers Facebook Group for Back to God Ministries or just called UMAS-BTG.

This group is designed solely for the display of dreams, visions, revelations and prophecies. UMAS is primarily focused on bringing people, states, countries, and nations back to God through revelations, dreams, signs, wonders, healing and miracles, as well as supernatural and divine interventions. Our focus is to interpret and translate in human language what God reveals to a person through dreams, visions, parables, and riddles.

He also writes:

He has told me since March 2008 who He chose to lead the United States as president for the next years to come. I have seen in my dreams things that happened in the United States since 1932 and things that will happen up to 2067.

Here’s one of the best parts:
“God has decreed a weather related natural disaster for the state of Alabama that will not be reversed unless restitution is made! The disaster is God’s responds to the policies of the state of Alabama that went contrary to the oath the founding fathers of the United States made to God. Only the governor can reverse the decreed by meeting God’s demand that a restitution be made to the victims of the policy. The policy in question will be disclosed only to the governor with details explanation of how to handle the restitution and other requirement.”

Georgia and California are on the list for natural disasters or else list.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33411702092

Photo taken at the Jefferson General Store by jimmywayne22.

Imagine you are running around town at lunch one day in your little car. You are backing out of parking space and you back into to a pole or a concrete column or something. You also have 3 playboy stickers on the back of your car. They are not injured.

So what are you to do? Well, it’s not a busy day at work so you open up Word and you start typing. It’s your fault so you want to convey that you feel sorry for the car.

Arial or Times New Roman won’t do this time. Too formal. You change your font to Comic Sans. It’s a feel good font. Casual. You make sure you add sufficient exclamation points.

It takes several printouts to get the font size to be what you want it. You break out your scissors and trim up your note. On the way out to the parking lot, you stop by the mail room and borrow the packing tape.

You tape up the tail light and then your note. You step back and admire your work. Really nice work. Professionally done.

The only mistake you made (other than putting the note on your car) was getting in front of me in the drive-thru.

Only in Alabama…well only in Marlow, Alabama. Capital of all things redneck.

Would-be boat thieves on Fish River abandoned their own boat and the stolen boats they had been towing when a pair of neighbors fired their guns toward them early Wednesday morning, officials with the Baldwin County Sheriff’s Office said.

According to a Sheriff’s Office news release, Johnny Calhoun, a resident of Honey Road in Marlow just west of Summerdale, was awakened by the barking of his dog at about 2 a.m. Wednesday. Calhoun went out on his deck, where he saw a man. The man jumped off Calhoun’s deck and ran away.

The commotion awoke Calhoun’s neighbor, Shawn Erickson. Together, the neighbors saw two men in an aluminum boat floating in Fish River. The boat was towing Calhoun’s paddle boat. The neighbors fired “warning shots” over the heads of the two men, who leaped into the water and swam to the opposite shore, according to the news release.

The suspects escaped. Deputies recovered the suspects’ boat, Calhoun’s paddle boat valued at $2,000, a kayak valued at $1,600, and a spotlight from the scene. The stolen property was returned to its owners, according to the statement. The aluminum boat was seized by the Baldwin County Sheriff’s Office.

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