Archive for the ‘Albums’ Category

December Album Covers

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Extrasaltat

I love how the guy on the left part of the group is having his head sliced open by the lid of can.

Martys

Baracudaz

The guys on the far left and far right stand no chance with a real barracuda.

Thor Erics

Top right fella - Indescribable

May album covers

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Engelbert Humperdinck

Release Me? It look like Engelbert’s sideburn needs to be released.

Bepers

The Believers - We Believe


I believe in matching suits.

April Album Covers

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

The Gospel Four / I Won’t Walk Without Jesus

One might say that the lady in white is not part of the Gospel Four. I would question that logic. The man in the middle looks rather apprehensive. Just look at how close his legs are together. Check out the eyes on the man on the right…anger and/or resentment lives in those eyes.

The Wilder Trio / Take Me in Your Lifeboat

No thank you, I’m not going to be able to join you in the lifeboat. Why? Because of your eyeballs!

Album covers for December

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Thom Anderz

The fade, the glasses, the sweet ties.

Zenits

I think the two with glasses are some how violating their parole.

Tonix

So who decided he would be the one to take off his jacket?

Swedish album covers for October

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

Joe Vitale / Plantation Harbor

He’s got his mullet like he likes it. All fluffed our for the beach.

Max Rogers

I think I’ve seen the guy on row 2 with the tinted glasses before.

Markus

Which one is Markus? Is he the only one that is not looking away from the camera? Maybe he’s the one in the background on the cliff. Or maybe he’s the one on the bottom left.

Albert and Sten-Inge Sjunger Och Spelar

Is this his grandma? How bout we cut the grass off the roof before we worry about the flowers. And what is that beehive thing?
I believe the title translated to English is: “Excuse me, you will not have a flower today?”

Zenits

All in jail I suppose

Hasse Lewins

So they found a field…stomped a circle down and took a photo. Real nice. And the short fellow on the left: Focus on the camera.

Just when you thought Norwegian album covers couldn’t get any better

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Yvonne me lallas (lover’s concerto)

Dude with the glasses…there’s your lover’s concerto right there.

Sven Erics

I’m pretty sure I saw the guy that is the 2nd from left running the ferris wheel at some fair.

Christers

After a closer look, it appears these hippies are wearing green native american indian leggings. They would have no chance vs the Creek Nation.

Oijwinds

What percentage of this band is male?

Cool Candys

It’s nice to see that the only member of the band who has a shirt that fits is on the back right covered up. He must have ordered all mediums.

Foreign album covers still rock

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Tommys

I say two of the four went to jail.

Betil Dahlins orchestra

Some sweet faces here. I think the guy squatting was an extra in the movie Teen Wolf.

Sven Erics

Second from left = a real winner.

Tonix

Seriously the hair. I’ve never seen so much hair awesomeness on one album cover.

Polarna

The guy on the far right showcasing the high kick also is showing off the sweet trifecta: hair/glasses/moustache.

More foreign album covers

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Totas

The silver boots, the sweet hair, the awesome collars. In a word, Totas.

Scandinavia

Nothing is more classy than a mullet in a tuxedo.

Viktor Klimenko

Viktor: what are you wearing and what book is that? No one in their right mind would be smiling if they had to read something that big.

Streaplers - Speed

Click to enlarge this one. I don’t things turned out too well for the guy on the far right. Just basing that on his hair.

Streaplers - Lady Banana

See I told you things didn’t work out for the guy on the far right…look at him now.

Dan Jakob

Nothing beats daydreaming on your album cover.

Album covers galore

Thursday, December 13th, 2007


Uncle Les & Nancy Wheeler Featuring Randy


Where Glory Began

Note: I find this quite sick.


Bill And Sue Present Jesus


Blood Bought Quartet

Nice blood action


Music from Eden

I always wondered what the Garden of Eden looked like. Now I know. Is that the forbidden tree behind the piano?


The Love of God is Slipping Away

Nice to see Jim still singing with the folks. And the ties are really, really wide


Gill Family - Visions of Heaven
I thought the streets of Heaven would be gold not pink.

Swedish Album Covers

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

It’s been a while since we had an album cover fest, so today we’ll look at some sweet Swedish albums.

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Gert Jonnys
Not only do the Jonnys have sweet blue matching uniforms, but their hair and two mustaches are solid.


Oijwinds
Nothing is better than wearing matching blue silk shirts except if you can sport a mullet with the silk.


Winners
Custom made outfits no doubt. Everyone is a winner here. Mullets and a moustache or two mix well together. Member on the far left sports a right finger wedding band.


Fendox
It’s not good to stereotype, but can you say child predators?


Jan Lindbland
Jan was nice enough to autograph this album. I really like this color matching on Jan’s part. Obviously, Jan went red versus the pinkish color of the birds. Jan went shoeless too because everyone knows you don’t fly with your shoes one.


Tommy Elfs
You really need to view a close-up of this. Everyone sports #22. The guy on the top right and the guy on the middle right are more than awesome. Must be why they are tommy elfs.


The Gayes
I think the band name says it all. However the title of the album is translated to something like “You Little White Dove”


Alf Olles
I believe the album title is something about “Chance for another Dance.” I’d rather not see these guys on the hillside.