Archive for the ‘As seen on TV’ Category

Haircut Umbrella

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010


Haircut umbrella catches the annoying hair clippings that would normally fall into your clothes and onto the floor. An essential tool for any in-home stylist. Eliminates the need for sweeping and vacuuming. Adjusts to neck size and fastens comfortably with tab closure. Great for kids or adults.

It’s like a mini-swimming pool around your neck.

Only $7.98

Hair coloring brush

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010


Cordless electric hair coloring brush gives you perfect, at home hair color so you don’t have to spend a fortune at the salon. Just fill this special brush with your color of choice, turn on and start coloring. Color control system distributes color evenly with precision. Get professional results in half the time. Requires two AA batteries, not included.

This would be a great stocking stuffer for 2010. It looks really good. Very promising results…just look at the picture.

Get it today for only $19.98.

Ketch-All Mouse Trap

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010


Mice Ketch-All catches up to 20 mice without resetting trap. Using a rodent’s own curiosity as bait, trigger activated trap keeps luring them in, but they can’t get out. Automatically resets itself with each capture. Easy disposal. For use again and again.

I really like how you can keep 20 dead mice in your trap. Who cares about the smell? I wouldn’t if I could catch 20 mice.

Only $29.98

Luggage Locator: “Hey I’m over here!!!”

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009


Luggage Locator - See & Hear Where Your Bag Is!

Easily locate your bag from the sea of look-alike luggage. Simply press the button on your remote and the locator on your bag will light up (6 flashing LEDs!) and your prerecorded message will play for 30 seconds continuously. You’ll be able to hear it up to 45 feet away!

Attaches securely to your luggage.

Only $14.98

I’m sure this will last all of one trip after the baggage handlers toss it around.

The Price is Wrong…

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

It’s my money and I need it now!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

If you’ve watched daytime television, you’ve probably been subjected to watching daytime tv commercials. Some of which might include Mobility Scooters, Have you been injured in an accident, Order medications from home, and Colonial Penn life insurance just to name a few.

One of the lamest is J.G. Wentworth’s “It’s My Money and I Want it Now!” commercial. J.G. Wentworth uses an older gentleman in nearly all of it’s commercials. This particular commercial applies to getting money from your structured settlement. Basically if you have some money coming in every month from a settlement, but want more of it now, then you can JGW to offer you a lump sum. They take a big chunk of it and then you have the rest.

Here’s their annoying commercial. Who yells out the window anyway? Who came up with the idea to have people yell out of the window?

The Sport Utility Comb

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Maybe the single most unique item available today, certainly the coolest item from Csonka.

This item, on the market for the first time ever, incorporates the following: — a steel cigar ring gauge

– an ultra sharp knife,

– a quality compact saw,

– a great steel file,

– a handy bottle opener,

– an interior ruler, and

– a great high quality comb

Only $14.99

Duane Dog Chapman breaks his silence

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

You’ve probably heard about Duane Dog Chapman’s controversy over using the N-word in a recorded phone conversation with his son Tucker. He went on FoxNews’ Hannity & Colmes on Nov. 6 to break his silence. Dog is one funny guy and here are my 3 favorite parts of his interview.

On whether or not he’s a brother:

I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother. I’m not. I didn’t really know until three or four days ago what that meant to black people.

Of course, I know the story, and I know America’s story. But I never realized that that’s like stabbing a black person in the heart. I would never do that to any kind of person. I’ve always taken pride to be the white guy that can talk to the black people, that can refer to them truly as a brother from a different mother.

On the meaning behind his son’s name:

so it was kind of like Tucker was born. His mother’s water broke. We couldn’t make it to the doctor. I pulled Tucker out, and I thought he was dead. He was all blue. And I laid him to the side.

I kept pulling, and of course, the placenta was there and thought, oh no, she has twins and this one is deformed. And there was ambulances calling, and the ambulance driver walked in and said, “Good job, father, but you didn’t cut the cord.”

So when he cut the cord, Tucker started peeing all over my face — and I was, again — and he said, “Great job,” and Tucker took a breath of life. So I rode in the ambulance with Tucker, and on the birth certificate it says “delivered by father.”

I was in prison in Texas Department of Corrections. I named Tucker, Tucker D. Chapman, TDC. Because in my life I had to have to something take over that TDC, Tucker — Texas Department of Corrections.

So I thought, this is the son that I will have, that I will be a good guy for and never go back to prison. I couldn’t name him “prison.” But it was kind of like naming — there’s a song with Johnny Cash, name your boy Sue. It was kind of like that, I was in back then when he was born.

And so, I did — I failed Tucker because he went to prison, the bottom line.

Lastly and the funniest, on where he wants to be buried:

I went to see George Washington. And when I went there — his old house…
In Mount Vernon, correct. And so, they said, “Well, we want to show you, Dog, where we buried the slaves.” And I’m like, OK, right, I know that sounds morbid, but I wanted to see that.

So I went up and they pulled over. And I was on this little golf cart, because I’m — was the celebrity. And I got up and I said — he said, OK, there’s where it is at. And there was this blank hill. Right? And there were no markers at all, right?

And I said to him, “What do you mean?” I said, “This is where” — and he said, “There’s five family buried there. There’s buried there, there’s buried there.”

And I said, “Well, where’s their grave markers at?”

And he said — you know, he said, “We buried them with their feet towards the Potomac.” And he said it kind of — and I was like, hey, brother, you know, watch what you talk, you know, what are you saying? Because I was getting a little aggravated that he was talking stink like that.

He said, “No, Dog.” He said, “The black people back then, when they died, they wanted their feet buried towards the Potomac so they could walk over the river, when they passed away, back to Africa.”

And I thought, oh my God, there’s not a marker in there. There’s not a marker on the grave.

I have a hard problem, being some part Native American — being a Christian: do you get burned, do you get cremated, do you get — let the sharks eat you? How do you die?

I told the Lord, and I — two Catholic ladies own that property. So I’ve already made phone calls.

HANNITY: What are you going to do?

D. CHAPMAN: I’m going to be buried right in that center.

HANNITY: You made a deal to do that?

D. CHAPMAN: I’m making a deal. She told me, “Dog, absolutely.” I want to know at least what is some of their first names. And I want to be buried right where they’re at, because I will never be forgiven as I’m alive. And you and I know that.

Full transcript

Leroy Wells gets prison time

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Hopefully, you will recall former “American Idol” contestant who was featured on Festville back in January of 2005. If not, the Youtube video is below. Leroy who has endured scrapes with the law since appearing on the popular television show is heading to prison for almost four years, a federal judge in Mobile ruled this morning.

U.S. District Judge William Steele sentenced Leroy Eugene Wells, 25, to three years and 10 months for being a convicted felon in possession of a firearm. Wells’ arrest arose from a brief chase he led Mobile County sheriff’s deputies on in February after refusing to stop his vehicle.

Steele granted a request by defense lawyer James Scroggins to recommend to the Bureau of Prisons that Wells be sent to a prison with a comprehensive substance abuse treatment program.

“He has expressed his sincere remorse. We’ve had multiple conversations,” Scroggins told Steele. “He believes this is due to a drug problem.”

Added Wells, “I apologize for breaking the laws of Alabama and the United States. And I ask for forgiveness.”

The best of Judge Larry Seidlin

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

It’s hard to get enough of Judge Larry Seidlin who presided over the hearing of Anna Nicole Smith’s remains. Here’s a best of video and the full ruling. There’s so much to love in this first clip such as Judge Larry telling Anna Nicole’s mother it’s not too late to be a police officer.

Here’s a MSNBC 8 minute clip. So much sweet stuff…just play if and listen.

Judge Larry reads his final ruling…why does he need to cry?