Within its small doors, 21st century technology meets the Holy Scriptures. The doors open to reveal a window that frames a 1 1/4″ square piece of film that contains every word of the Bible, from Genesis to Revelation.

The Itty Bitty Bible can be read word for word using a standard compound microscope but… have faith, it’s all in there.™

The Itty Bitty Bible is $10.00 and is available in both the King James and Catholic Latin version. It makes an ideal gift for family, firends, and all who find comfort in keeping their faith close at hand.

Amazing Faith is donating 5,000 Itty Bitty Bibles to our soldiers serving in the U.S. Armed Forces. If you have a friend or loved one serving, please fill in their information below to have one sent to them free of charge. There is a shipping and handling
fee of $2.50.

Comment: Seriously, how many soldiers overseas have microscopes sitting around? Probably about the same number of Americans who have a microscope at home. Few.

http://www.amazingfaith.com/

Tired of receiving mounds of unsolicited letters and offers in the mail? Want to fight back? Want to get rid of that old tire in your garage that the garbage man won’t take? Then read on……

Read the 9 step process…

When was the last time your class saw how “HOT” God’s Word is? Open this authentic looking “bible” and begin to share the scripture for the day as real flames are seen coming from your “bible”. This full size book comes with a battery operated ignition system. All you supply are the batteries, lighter fluid and composure as your class gets excited. (special note: Fed-Ex shipping is available if you absolutely have to have the Fire Bible for this Sunday!)

Only $44.95!

By popular request, Kids Domain is providing JESUS BINGO cards. This was the most requested BINGO card as of this date.

These JESUS BINGO cards can be printed off for any number of children. The cards refresh on the screen with random numbers. Be sure to check back for BINGO cards for other holidays too!

http://www.kidsdomain.com/craft/cegif/bingo/jesus.htm

Note: Somebody needs to patent that cuz there lies a pot of gold.

Seethelord.com offers some extremely nice gifts. Reward yourself today.

This one made me get real dizzy. Can’t wait to put that on the dashboard and have someone vomit from motion sickness.

Jesus Dashboard Dazzler

Like the Jesus Bobblehead, our dashboard Jesus comes with an adhesive base, and can be affixed to your favorite things such as desks, dashboards and computers – giving them all that much needed “spiritual lift”.

Reg. $12.95
Now Only $7.95

S&H $5.95 per order

Jesus Bobblehead Doll

This collectible Jesus bobblehead doll from Bosley Bobbers is simply divine. Collectors box is included. The Jesus nodder stands about 8 inches tall. Makes a heavenly addition to any collection!

Reg. $19.95
Now Only $14.95

S&H $5.95 per order

Note: So how come Jesus has to be strangled around the neck in the box. Think we could come up with a different place for the plastic noose.

Witness The Lord Appear

These beautiful crosses depict the image of Jesus Christ when worn close to the body. As the crosses are worn, the image of Jesus will slowly appear, symbolizing that Jesus is with us when we keep him close to our hearts.
Large gold cross necklaces will depict the image of Jesus when touched. These cross necklaces are beautiful pieces of Christian and Catholic jewelry, and are 100% guaranteed.

Reg. $29.95
Now Only $19.95

S&H $5.95 per order

Note: I love how Jesus will appear upon wear.

I’m Tim. I drive an Aries
This is sweet. Some guy puts together his own commercial for his 1988 Dodge Aries.

Why does that popcorn cost so much at the movies?
Theaters make anywhere from 20 to 55 percent of ticket price, increasing the longer the movie is shown there.

From one2believe, messengers of faith…Jesus, David, Mary, and Moses.

- Collectible talking figures that recite Bible verses
- 12″ tall, highly detailed and fully posable.
- $24.99 plus $9 shipping

Taking preorders…expected ship date is June 1, 2005.

>>> $35 is a little much for David with a mullet. <<<

Mega-Ribbon
My Ribbon is Bigger Than Your Ribbon: Two times the width/length, four times the area, and eight times the funny.

Details:
- 16″ outdoor quality magnetic ribbon
- For use on cars, cabinets, fridges or any other magnetic surface

Price:
17.99

Make your own or order others.

Bacon Strips Bandages
$4.95 ea.

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4″ tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3″ x 1″ Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin.

Purchase yours…

Back Scratcher’s T-Shirt

The friend (or spouse) who offers to scratch your back is a friend (or spouse) indeed. Except it all goes horribly wrong when they just can’t seem to locate the maddening itch. For those who are fed up of saying, ‘left a bit… up a bit… right a bit… damn!’ comes a very special T-shirt, complete with Battleships style, itch-locater grid. The scratchee is also equipped with a hand-held miniature corresponding grid-map, for accurate communication. So when the scratcher says, ‘I’m scratching F5, ‘ the scratchee can say, ‘try G7′.

Website where you can’t order one