At the Festville headquarters, we apparently have an issue with people consuming food/drinks from the refrigerator without permission. So much so that someone replaced the existing signage with a new sign. The old sign was something along the lines of it’s everyone’s kitchen, clean up the mess. It was recently replaced with a new sign complete with highlighting and two misspelled words. I guess when you are angry over lost food/drink you fail to proof your new banner that the whole office will now read.

I have found a solution for sandwich thievery.

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags

So according to this website poster, some 40ish year old woman was behind on her rent, so the apartment folks went to check things out. Here’s what they found.

She either works at Whataburger or is addicted to it. Note the Resolve carpet cleaner on the table (far left) and the fire extinguisher which is on standby for cig fires.

One of many cig piles.

Nothing beats sleeping next to your favorite fast food cups.

Home row keys are cleared off. Cig ashes can’t hold the home row keys back.

Want more? There’s more.

Josh Duggar, the oldest of the Duggar’s 17 children, is engaged to be married. Joshua proposed to Anna Keller on June 23rd. Their engagement is to be 3 months and 3 days. They have set the wedding date for September 26th, 2008 at 7PM at Buford Grove Baptist Church in Hilliard, Florida.

They are registered at Walmart and Bed Bath and Beyond.

My favorite item on the Walmart registry is the 8 GB iPod Touch. Or maybe it’s the Arkansas car flag.

Josh and Anna Duggar website

Which one to choose?

- Wishes come true
- Quick turn around on wishes = 3 days
- If you have an arrogant, cold-hearted lover, they will be subdued and forced on the right path

- Wishes come true in just 7 days
- Has 300 years of family service in the business (Since 1668 AD)
- No more tears and sorrows in your life, guaranteed

It should be noted that Peer Syed Sahib’s website is nonexistent.

“Made from 350 individual strands of black polyester with a polished stainless steel handle. Erik Bagger’s fly swat will only stun the insect, which won’t leave spots on the walls, the furniture, or your conscience.”

Only $120.00 Australian bucks or $113 USD

From the Discovery Channel website:

Michelle and Jim Bob announced live on The TODAY Show that Michelle is pregnant with baby #18, and they’re very excited for the new addition to their family. The new baby is due on New Year’s Day, Jan. 1, 2009.

All the Duggar kids’ names start with the letter “J” and we’re sure baby #18 will be no exception. We want to know what you think the Duggars should name their new baby.

Vote for the next Duggar’s child’s name:
- Jasmin
- Joselyn
- Juliette
- Julianna
- Jessica
- Jewel

What should the Duggars name their new baby if it’s a boy?
- Jacob
- Jordan
- Joel
- Jarred
- Jefferson
- Jack

Names already taken: Joshua, Jana & John-David (twins), Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah & Jeremiah (twins), Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer.

Vote: http://health.discovery.com/convergence/duggars/baby-name-poll.html

I voted for Jewel and Jacob. Jewel because I when I think of Jewel Duggar, I think of trailer trash. Jacob was selected because it is the correct answer. I will collect my prophet star in January.

Groom and groomsmen: Classic red shirt and tennis shoes for the groom. I think the ring bearer and the smoker should swap ties.


Bride and bridesmaids.

Groom and his bride. Nice flops. Nice backdrop of the weeds.

Close up of the couple…silk flowers and all.

That’s what I’m talking about!

Back in front of the garage doors for the “fun” photo.

You might think she’s grabbing his butt, but she might just be pulling him up for the kiss.

Awesomeness!

You can buy elf ears or hobbit ears online or at at your local costume shop, but professional makeup artists to apply them are harder to come by.

Never fear, here are instructions on how to apply elf ears and how to add makeup to them to make it look real.

1) Acquire supplies and allow yourself enough time

You’ll need:

* A pair of elf ears
* A very small amount of spirit gum (Structural)
* Spirit gum remover (Any oil you’re willing to rub on your skin)
* Liquid latex (To smooth the edge between prosthetic and skin)
* Makeup (You’ll need special makeup to put on the latex.)

2) Remove stray hairs, fit the ear on

3) Apply spirit gum

4) Apply liquid latex

5) Apply makeup

For complete details, see the Instructables.

The 19-member Duggar family will now take vacations in a bus once used by Cher and the Port Huron Flags hockey team.

Jim Bob Duggar, 42, and Michelle Duggar, 41, of Tontitown, Ark., have 17 children, including two sets of twins.

Fred Minnie, a charter member of the now-defunct Flags team who transported the hockey players in one of his three tour buses, sold the bus to the Duggars in early September. Minnie, who wouldn’t say how much the bus sold for, said Jim Bob Duggar told him the family’s motor home, trailer and van just weren’t cutting it when it came to taking the family on the road.

The Flags owned the 1993, 15-bed Prevost tour bus for two years. When the team ceased operations in May after finishing its second season, Minnie posted an ad trying to sell the bus in an auto magazine. The Duggar family saw the ad and contacted Minnie, who recognized the family from television.

“There’s not too many of those buses with 15 beds in it,” he said. “(Duggar) couldn’t get here fast enough.”

The Duggars have big plans for the bus. Jim Bob said the family hopes to travel north this year to visit Michelle’s family in Ohio.

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