“A traditional handshake can sometimes be just too big a step for those entrenched in their dislike of the other. No matter how important it is for two people to reconcile their differences they simply can’t get over their pride and lower themselves to the symbolism of a handshake with the other party. ”
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So let’s read the Testimonials…
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- Elena, AZ “It must be working because I have not woken myself up since I started using it!”
I’m afraid Elena has a bigger issue than Frank does.
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Price ranges from $99.95 for a twin to $139.95 for a King.
Lo Wung, 42, taught the monkeys so they could entertain crowds outside a shopping centre in Nshi, in eastern China’s Hubei province.
But all it took was one slip by the trainer and it was on. A quick-thinking monkey floored him with a round house kick to the head.
Photo: CEN
Hu Luang, 32, a bystander who photographed the incident, said: “I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film.”
At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head.
Photo: CEN
He only managed to get the monkeys under control by tangling them up in the rope that had been used to stop them running off.
If you’re one of those busy people who frequently grab a quick meal or snack in the parking lot or at your desk, you know how annoying drips and spills can be. Protect your appearance (and your car’s) with The Drib. This foldable, washable, shoulder-to-knee bib was designed to be worn in the car. An absorbent fabric front and moisture-resistant back keep spills in check and large pockets on the bottom catch food spills. Shoulder weights allow for easy use without the need for awkward ties and clips. Folds into its own pocket for compact storage.
The recent Vanity Fair/60 Minutes Poll asked, “The American banking and auto industries have just suffered through one of their worst years ever. Given that, which of the following BEST SYMBOLIZES AMERICA TODAY?”
Wal-Mart was the winner with 48% of the vote.
So to celebrate, let’s take a look at the People of Walmart…
P of W caption: I have the headband on because my gear is so hot that it makes me sweat. That’s why I’m buying ice cream and water to help cool me down!
Arkansas
P of W caption: Let’s, for argument sake, say that I will concede that it’s okay to have your kid on a leash (which it isn’t). Don’t you think it’s time to take the kid off the leash when he starts smoking cigars? Seriously, that kid is like 6?2? and that monkey is cutting off his circulation! You can’t lose him if he is bringing the car around for you!
Washington
P of W caption: How did this guy find my Osh Kosh B’gosh overalls from when I was 4?
Tennessee
So many more here: www.peopleofwalmart.com
Hollywood Wax Museum Auction, 6:30 PM PT - May 1st, 2009. 169 sweet wax figures on auction.
Michael Jackson from Bad wax figure
Measures 5 ft. 8 in. tall. $3,000 - $5,000. Unrelated yet related, you can bid on MJ’s former tour bus, which will go for at least $40k.
Get your paws off me you Dirty Ape
Dr. Zaius stands 5 ft. 8 in. and Zira stands approximately 5 ft. 6 in. tall. $3,000 - $5,000
Well you know something Brother
Hulk Hogan - $2,000 - $3,000
The 2009 TCCSA (Twin Cities Creation Science Association) Home School Science Fair was held recently. This was my favorite.
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I guess the only question I would have if I were a judge is whether or not the goldfish in the bowl have been feed twice a day since arriving at the Science Fair.
The TCCSA provides 115 ideas for a science project…some of my favorites:
8. How much voltage or current can a human take before he is killed? (This is a to be a literature search, NOT an experiment.)
21. Does a bad mood spread?
28. What makes an animal wild?
101.If there were aliens, why would they visit humans?
104.Why do cats hate dogs and dogs hate cats?
115. If people stayed in caves with no clues to day and night, how long would their daily sleeping and waking times be? Would they set a 24 hour day? If not, what keeps us on schedule?
America is in the midst of a NEW GOLD RUSH. Now more than ever gold is the most valuable and secure asset. Selling your gold teeth and crowns is an excellent way to bring in extra There are two types of gold teeth: removable teeth (caps, grills) and gold dental crowns. Both are sellable and very valuable.We are a 50-year family jwelery business and pay top dollar.
All spelling and grammatical errors belong to the nice folks at SellYourGoldTeeth.
Yum Brands Inc. subsidiary KFC has offered its services to Louisville-Jefferson County Metro Government to fill the city’s potholes.
Hiring a road crew for its “pilot infrastructure renewal program,” the restaurant chain has pledged to conduct street repairs, which would include the message “Re-Freshed by KFC” stenciled in temporary street chalk.
As part of the marketing effort, KFC randomly will choose four other U.S. cities whose mayors describe to the company their cities’ needs for street repairs, according to a news release.
“Budgets are tight for cities across the country, and finding funding for needed road repairs is a continuing challenge,” Louisville Metro Mayor Jerry Abramson said in the release. “It’s great to have a concerned corporation like KFC create innovative private/public partnerships like this pothole refresh program.”
KFC really shouldn’t choose Birmingham as one of their four other cities. Mayor Langford said he was going to use “the remaining $55 million from the domed stadium that we can use to finish paving streets in downtown and in our communities” - despite the fact that much of that money the city has already allocated to pay for the Olympic-style village at Fair Park.
However, we shall not complain shall we?
“Anyone who wants to come up here and complain about the city, ask them what have you done to make it better,” Langford said. “Because anybody can complain. And there is also a passage in scripture about that, isn’t there? God hates whiners, criers and complainers.”